The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where crot I was kept porn awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching crot crot so loudly crot that I wondered if I should offer to porn perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the porn 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman porn an 'actrice', porn or memek sex worker.

Now, memek according to this memek new study from the ever-liberal bokeh Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women crot know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh memek memek the greater bokep the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's bokep sex as porn performance art, crot and memek bokep sex as porn genuine intimacy. And porn bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan memek than shriek crot like the rabid super-vixen in my porn Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to memek faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from porn the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that bokep erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', bokeh and bokep that women were prone crot to what they described bokep as memek 'copulatory vocalisation' in crot order to memek encourage their partners bokep over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new study memek confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater porn the crot chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like memek saying: memek crot 'I'm enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin' bokeh move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn porn , bokeh where bokeh loud always equals better.

bokeh As a woman from Sunderland crot said in memek 2014 after memek neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what crot you memek should be doing.'

Well, crot porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded porn the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If bokeh you're a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the porn need bokep to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men bokeh should take heed: porn the best sex memek may memek just be the bokeh quietest.


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