The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept crot awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', crot or crot sex porn worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. bokep It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is bokep being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, memek and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts memek her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing porn The Erotic bokep Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was bokep generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers bokeh from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all porn about manners and bokep 'manipulation', porn and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that memek her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep crot Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that crot they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep bokeh the need porn to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just bokep be the quietest.


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