The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I porn should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', %anchor_text% or bokeh sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread bokep - the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex crot as performance art, memek and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my memek days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', memek and crot that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek bokep I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokep then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.


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