The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a porn nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the bokep next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the porn orgasm memek is being faked. In other words, porn bokeh you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, bokep and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more likely to bokep gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to bokeh memek faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two porn researchers memek from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', bokep and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, bokep but can crot you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, %anchor_text% Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins memek - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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